[His glee doesn't last long, though. All he has to do is remind himself of the probable age difference and ugh, that pops his heart bubbles fast. The man hangs his head with a dejected sigh. Why is his life suffering?]

Why don't I show you the proper way to wash clothes after this? [So. Y'know. She doesn't accidentally repeat this performance]

You probably got most of it right; just too much soap, is all~!